Back in April, Microsoft announced a huge update to its Windows 8 platform. Coming later this year, the company’s mobile operating system will get a bunch of new features, one of which is Microsoft’s answer to Siri. The Windows phone personal assistant, Cortana, will provide users with a similar function. Cortana will find out stuff for you, connect you to your contacts, keep track of your schedule, and let you know your flight information. She may even be a better virtual assistant than Siri, but don’t tell her (or him) I said that. My coffee may turn out gross tomorrow.